Zelenskyy beats tRump

 

The president of Ukraine came to the United States to meet with the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, whom I like to refer to as the Orange Anus and the transexual vice president, John Dorian Vance. The only one missing was the middle stooge, Larry Fine . . . aka Muskrat.

When heads of state meet with the current US president there’s always a photoshoot before negotiations begin, where reporters are allowed to ask questions before they’re shooed out of the room so the grownups can talk. 

tRump exploded like an anal polyp trying to get Zelenskyy to say thank you to him for offering to make some kind of deal. 

tRump offered no safety guarantees for Ukraine if Zelenskyy signed away 50% of the rare earth mineral rights of Ukraine to the US. tRump’s theory was that the presence of Americans would prevent Putin from invading more than he already has.

Zelenskyy responded that the mere presence of Americans didn’t stop Putin when he walked in and took Crimea and it didn’t stop him when he started the unprompted invasion of Ukraine three years ago. Americans were quickly evacuated, but they were there when Russian troops marched on Ukraine.

Left leaning news reporters thought Zelenskyy was set up, that tRump never intended to offer security guarantees. I agree, though the difference is that Zelenskyy knew that as well. His plan was to expose tRump as the Putin puppet he always was.

Several times the man with the pretty eyes, JD Vance, asked Zelenskyy if he’s thanked the current president for offering to help, right there in the oval office. Ol’ pretty eyes was kissing daddy’s ass so hard he got bronzer on his lips.

Zelenskyy could have stopped and said, “Thank you Mr. president,” right then and there and pretty eyes would have had to sit on his thumbs, but he didn’t. 

The president of France, Emmanuel Macron, was buddy buddy in his oval office meeting with tyrannosaurus Rump and was allowed to correct him in front of the world, as long as they were patting each other’s rumps. 

tRump thinks Macron is dreamy.

Zelenskyy knew tRump hated him. tRump called Zelenskyy during his reelection campaign in 2020 and asked him to investigate Hunter Biden, the son of his presidential rival.

Junior Biden was working for an oil company . . . cough cough . . . he was an advisor getting paid quite a lot of money because of who his father was.

Tyranny Rump wanted dirt on Joe Biden but couldn’t find any. Daddy Biden is a pervert, but otherwise clean as a whistle. Even Miss Lindsay Graham, a notoriously closeted homosexual republican, likes Crooked Joe Biden.

Back then I didn’t know who Zelenskyy was and really didn’t care, though I immediately liked him when I heard that he told The Dumpster no.

At the time Ukraine was not in a war with Russia. Zelenskyy didn’t need help from the US. 

Zelenskyy was an actor who portrayed a fictional president of Ukraine on Ukrainian TV who was elected to be the actual president of Ukraine. 

Who’d’ve guessed that an actor could become president of a whole country? How fucked up is that?

In the Hunter Biden convo tRump said, “Just go on TV and pretend to investigate Hunter Biden. I’ll do the rest.” 

Zelenskyy told tRump to pound sand and leave him alone.

tRump was impeached for that phone call. Something to do with trying to rig an election . . . or maybe steal an election. I mean, who would ever do such a thing?

So when Zelenskyy walked into the oval office on February 28, 2025 he knew tRump’s words would be coming directly out of his anus. Besides, tRump had already told the American ambassador to the UN to vote against the non-binding resolution condemning Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. 

Do we think Zelenskyy’s an idiot? He knew there would be no friendly faces in that room. The only other countries who voted against the UN resolution were North Korea and Russia. The United States of America, for the first time in history, was on the side of 2 communist countries fighting a war with a democratic country.

Zelenskyy could have pointed out that tRump hadn’t offered Ukraine anything at that point, but he didn’t. Instead he ticked off all the times that he had thanked the previous administration, counting that as ‘thanking America and American citizens.’

Zelenskyy could have paused and said, “Thank you president tRump,” but he didn’t. Zelenskyy knew Putin’s arm was shoved up tRump’s ass and his hand was working the lips. Zelenskyy would get nothing. Why would he allow tRump to dominate him?

Zelenskyy not being a slobbering knob gobbler to tRump infuriated him so much that he made a fool out of himself in front of the world. tRump kicked the president of a democratic country out of the oval office for not sufficiently kissing his wrinkled red ass.

tRump only represents those who proudly walk around with bronzer on their lips and Zelenskyy knew that. He had to have seen the meetings with Macron and Starmer and how they both played slap and tickle with the toddler in chief. Zelenskyy could have done that but he chose not to.

Why?

Zelenskyy knew if tRump weaseled his way back into the white house he would get no help fighting Russia. He stated publicly, multiple times, that Europe should have it’s own army.

He’s right. 

I thought it was going to happen when the European Union was created. I know it was created to stabilize prices across the region by creating a common currency, but when the former prime minister of England, Tony Blair, became president of the EU I figured an army was the next move.

It makes sense. They’re all basically democracies and don’t want fascism or communism to rise again.

I knew before the 2024 election that Zelenskyy was planning for a future that might not include the United States.

You have to give Zelenskyy credit for having the balls to go to the United States in order to talk about a deal that he knew wouldn’t help him.

So why did Zelenskyy meet with the American president? 

He wanted to spit in Putin’s face.

Because Zelenskyy did what every democratic leader in the world wishes they had the balls to do, they’ve all came to his side, pledging that Ukraine will not be alone in its war with Russia. 

I think Zelenskyy won his war with Russia. That is, unless tRump proves that he’s an actual traitor and tries to send troops to help his best friend Putin.

As much as I wish tRump wasn't the current American president I really don't want him to be the last.