Several of my friends are MAGA. I’m not and though they think I’m a democrat because I wouldn’t vote for tRump if you gave me a million smackers . . . okay, that’s bullshit . . . sure I would, because a million smackers would insulate me from the damage tRump would cause to my country while he trips over his dick getting revenge on people in his own party.
Oh, and crashing the economy.
I’m not a MAGA and I’m not a democrat. I’m not a democrat because they’re pussies and won’t fight like republicans. Democrats refuse to tell lies, make up insulting names and be assholes about their positions like republicans do. In a country where the WWE is an insanely popular . . . sport? Of course Americans wanna see BOTH sides talking smack.
Yeah, it would look just like the movie Idiocracy, but that is WHERE WE ARE!!!
I love Michelle Obama. I thinks she’s cute and funny, tells wonderful stories about our most popular president and was a wonderful first lady, but she was wildly off the mark when she said publicly, “When they go low, we go high.” Democrats lose elections taking stupid advice like that.
Hillary Clinton shit the bed when she called MAGA republicans, “A basket of deplorables.” WTF does that even mean? It sounds like something a maiden aunt from the 1800s would have said about street kids in a Jane Austen novel.
If republicans are slinging mud then democrats need to sling manure.
The Three Stooges, aka tRump, Muskrat and Pretty Eyes, are “flooding the zone.” They’re going fast and breaking things.
The good thing is that even tRump’s rich donors are getting fucked over. The stock market is crashing hard, which means mostly rich people are getting fucked. Yeah, a lot of working class people have IRAs that’ll be affected but they probably voted for the Orange Anus so I don’t have much sympathy for them.
I only have a couple MAGA friends on Facebook. When one of them says something so stupidly MAGA I just move along. I like them despite their support for the demise of our country and that they believe every thing that comes out of tRump’s facial anus.
They say your mouth is directly connected to your anus by a long tube. I think tRump’s was reversed. His mouth is between his sweaty, dimpled ass cheeks.
I’ve deleted a few of my MAGA acquaintences for saying violently stupid things. Mainly because ALL they would post on FB were disparaging things about democrats.
While Sleepy Joe was president the price of gas was getting very high, so MAGA was told it was Biden’s fault.
I hated that because I thought it wasn’t true but it was true. Gas prices were high because of Biden. Not because he did something that caused prices to go up, but because he wouldn’t go toe to toe with the liars who were blaming him for high gas prices.
Exxon and Shell saw that MAGAs were being told it was Sleepy Joe’s fault, so they cranked it up to 11 and got even richer. When Saudis saw that the price of gas was going up for no logical reason, they raised the price of crude and they got even richer.
Everybody wins!
Sleepy Joe finally shook his finger at gas companies like an old timey school marm and gas prices dropped about a dollar a gallon.
Whoopdidoo!
I was curious about what my MAGA ex-buddies were posting on their FB feed since the stock market is crashing and Muskrat is publicly talking about dismantling Social Security.
I looked up one guy who is my age; a guy who said he would retire on his 62nd birthday so the state of Social Security should matter to him. Someone had posted on his page a conspiracy about Barack Hussein Obama.
That was odd. Why would they give a shit about Obama now?
The conspiracy was about how someone had digitally changed Obama’s birth certificate; that he was actually born in Kenya.
Nearly 20 years ago while Barack Obama was running for president, tRump was speaking out of his facial anus, saying that Obamna was not born in the US.
I exhausted myself explaining to MAGAs that it didn’t matter whether Obama was born here, his mom was American. A fact that NO ONE was disputing.
This rebuilt conspiracy claims Obama was born in Kenya, even though that doesn’t matter because of “birthright citizenship” which states that if ONE of your parents is an American, you are an American, no matter WHERE you were born.
John McCain, a republican senator for decades, who barred tRump from his funeral when he died while tRump was president, was born in Panama. His father was stationed there while he was in the armed services. Though McCain was born in Panama his mother and father were Americans, so he was an American.
tRump tried getting rid of birthright citizenship with a few squiggles of a Sharpie marker, but that’s been struck down by federal judges; judges he appointed during his first term as the Anus in Chief.
So why are MAGAs being fed bullshit about Barack Obama?
I think I know.
There have been rumblings among those who have bronzer on their lips from kissing tRump’s sweaty, dimpled ass that they’re going to peel back presidential term limits so the toddler in chief can run for president again when he’s 82 years old.
Does that mean Obama could run for president in 2028?
tRump trips over his words all the time, and several times he claimed he beat Obama in the election against Hillary Clinton in 2016. Obama was the president when donOLD won his first election, but that election had nothing to do with Obama.
Obama was never in the mix, though republicans have been saying Obama controls the democrats. That while Sleepy Joe occupied 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Obama was the puppet master.
It would be awesome if Obama were the puppet master, but why would it matter? My guess is because of the inherent racism among white MAGAs. Obama is their boogie man.
Now I’m excited for the election in 2028. Could you imagine a match up between Barack Hussein Obama and donOLD Judas tRump?
Obama won the 2012 presidential election in a landslide against Mitt Romney, a popular, though generic republican.
Tonight while saying my prayers, I’m going to ask God to protect donOLD tRump so he can run against Obama in 2028.
Wanna see someone win an election in a landslide? donOLD would get his ass spanked like a toddler caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
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