tRump bought himself a Tesler. tRump’s master, the Muskrat, got scared because the stock price of Tesler is falling off a cliff. He might lose the position of “genius” if he can’t get the stock price to rise back up again.
Are you irritated that I called Muskrat tRump’s master? Consider: Muskrat spent 300 million clams on tRump’s campaign and tinkered with the voting machines to get his spray-on tanned ass elected. Of course Muskrat owns his pasty white ass.
Do you need more evidence that the Muskrat is tRump’s master?
Muskrat deposited 100 million smackers into tRump’s super-pac, nearly 4 years before the next presidential election . . . one that tRump can’t stand for because of term limits. Sure, by the time the 2028 presidential election sneaks up on us republicans in congress will have used the constitution for toilet paper and make it possible for the current president to run again, if donOLD survives until the election of 2028.
Four years before donOLD needs money in his presidential super-pac he’s got freshly harvested millions, just because he bought a Tesler worth 90 thousand simoleons. Does anyone think tRump’s going to hang tight for a few years? Does anyone believe those duckets will still be there in 4 years?
The CEO of Tesler, a company that makes electric cars, thought it would be a great idea to have donOLD tRump buy one of his cars on live TV, so that all his followers would run out and buy one too.
This kind of strategy made me realize that Muskrat must be from Mars. It’s like he wasn’t at any of donOLD tRump’s rallies where he went scorched earth on electric cars and how democrats were killing America by buying Teslers.
Did Muskrat think MAGAts were going to rush out and buy a Tesler and look like a democrat?
Fans of donOLD are MAGAts. MAGAts pretend like they hate smart phones and pretend they can’t text. They’re the assholes that call you when you send them a text.
MAGAts don’t like technology of any kind. They think the world was better before computers. So when their god-king sat in a Tesler and said, “It’s all computer,” Muskrat should have shut the whole thing down.
That fact that the Dumpster called Muskrat’s company “Tesler” leads me to believe he was doing it against his will. donOLD is the dumbest president we’ve ever had and could compete for the dumbest person in America, but he knew how to pronounce the name of Muskrat’s company, he fucked it up on purpose.
Since the Tesler event was broadcast live Muskrat couldn’t edit out the president calling his electric car company Tesler, which is why donOLD did it.
tRump hates Muskrat.
tRump called Muskrat’s electric car company “Tesler” more than once. I’m sure Muskrat’s finger was hovering over the “delete” button on tRump’s neural implant. Of course if he cut tRump’s feed on live TV we would all see tRump slump to the ground like a marionette who’s strings were cut.
If Muskrat’s stupid shenanigans weren’t fucking up America from the inside out I would be laughing my ass off. He’s literally showing the world how stupid and disconnected from reality he is.
After America has been destroyed Muskrat will still be the richest man in the world. It won’t be long before you see headlines about people starving to death in America.
This isn’t a game that Muskrat can pay gamers to level up a character for him so he can come in and play god-mode and wipe out everyone. Muskrat is cancelling your future.
A lot of you cheered him on thinking he’d make you rich while he did it.
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